Me: “I’m never getting married.”
My family: “OH THAT’S WHAT WE ALL SAID. HAHA. YOU’LL GET MARRIED DON’T WORRY.”
Me: “No I mean I’ve seen what fat bores you’ve all turned into and I’d rather retain my personality and sense of freedom.”
My family: “CHILDRENMARRIAGEKIDSBABIESPLEASEREINSTALLWINDOWS”
Me: “Wait a minute, my family has been replaced with robots and they’re running on Windows 2000!”
That happened to me once, fucking NTLDR is a piece of shit.