How do I work this

lightspeedsound:

family guy is like that horrible dog that barks at everything really loudly and offensively but one time bit the really big football douchebag and made him cry 

I love how the panel where he says “No one gets any rights” is conspicuously absent.

Oh right, this is why i have a tumblr

conkersradfurday:

Me: “I’m never getting married.”

My family: “OH THAT’S WHAT WE ALL SAID. HAHA. YOU’LL GET MARRIED DON’T WORRY.”

Me: “No I mean I’ve seen what fat bores you’ve all turned into and I’d rather retain my personality and sense of freedom.”

My family: “CHILDRENMARRIAGEKIDSBABIESPLEASEREINSTALLWINDOWS”

Me: “Wait a minute, my family has been replaced with robots and they’re running on Windows 2000!”

That happened to me once, fucking NTLDR is a piece of shit. 

This could be us but you playin

This could be us but you playin

Goku’s kind of a big thing in the Dominican Republic

Goku’s kind of a big thing in the Dominican Republic

WHAT IS THIS FOR

OH HEY I STILL HAVE ONE OF THESE

It’s been awhile since i posted, so here’s a cat.

It’s been awhile since i posted, so here’s a cat.

mattalmodiel:

helloawkwardturtleduckhere:

zikau:

THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO STRESSED OUT.

THE BOOK COVERS. SERIOUSLY THAT’S ME OK. THANKS FOR TAKING AWAY MY IMAGINATION, HOLLYWOOD.

i’m just laughing at how true this shit is LOL.