How do I work this

conkersradfurday:

Me: “I’m never getting married.”

My family: “OH THAT’S WHAT WE ALL SAID. HAHA. YOU’LL GET MARRIED DON’T WORRY.”

Me: “No I mean I’ve seen what fat bores you’ve all turned into and I’d rather retain my personality and sense of freedom.”

My family: “CHILDRENMARRIAGEKIDSBABIESPLEASEREINSTALLWINDOWS”

Me: “Wait a minute, my family has been replaced with robots and they’re running on Windows 2000!”

That happened to me once, fucking NTLDR is a piece of shit. 

This could be us but you playin

This could be us but you playin

Goku’s kind of a big thing in the Dominican Republic

Goku’s kind of a big thing in the Dominican Republic

WHAT IS THIS FOR

OH HEY I STILL HAVE ONE OF THESE

It’s been awhile since i posted, so here’s a cat.

It’s been awhile since i posted, so here’s a cat.

mattalmodiel:

helloawkwardturtleduckhere:

zikau:

THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO STRESSED OUT.

THE BOOK COVERS. SERIOUSLY THAT’S ME OK. THANKS FOR TAKING AWAY MY IMAGINATION, HOLLYWOOD.

i’m just laughing at how true this shit is LOL.

prince-of-derse:

Karkat themed Wallpaper. 
Click set through link for full size.

prince-of-derse:

Karkat themed Wallpaper. 

Click set through link for full size.

itmakesmefeelsomop:

Spider-man and Wolverine swapped bodies in Ultimate Spider-man this week